disco * You will not because they echo round. * Lose
Parcheesi and ask the demo.
* They ask for and answer any Affirmative / Roger That
* In a test if you are a woman stuffed "Your name" *
Fem * * You have only one contact connected to msn and ask him do 5on5?
* Listens sound a calculator and think you are planting C4.
* When you run away from school screaming GO GO GO!.
* Playing any sport with the ball, and a guy gets a hit in the head, yelling headshot! automatically.
* You see a policeman on the street and ask him if you are looking clan.
* You enter a server and you get a 40 / 3 ... (With knife).
* Just before starting to eat with your family loose "gl" and "hf."
* see the postman come to your block and nervous scream "COME BY BASE !!!".
* The alarm clock and run in by the pliers to turn it off.
* `I know by heart the number of pump activation.
* You wear the skin of vip in quake3.
* We have a joke and automatically loose "lol" or else "lolazo."
* Before you move in a corridor so secretive and wheels to the nearest container.
* Short fillets with secondary attack (and of course with the knife).
* You use script purchase when you go to carrefour.
* Playing football coach asks you to jump so rare, and say that cojes speed.
* Find place to dance in the club and immediately loose "sector clear." * You
10 años y eres el capitán de 10 clanes, 5 de los cuales juegan la CPL.
* Tras una pelea en la que pierdes le sueltas a tu oponente: "TE HUBIERA GANADO SI HUBIESE TENIDO 10 FPS MAS!!".
* Cuando vas a tener un orgasmo sueltas "Get out of here its gonna blow!!!".
* Al entrar al irc saludas con: "yq ondas", "yhola", "yque tal?".
* Cuando preguntas algo en el messenger pondras "_" en vez de "?"
* Buscas partidos 5on5 y juegas sin compañeros.
* Mientras comes cambias rápidamente entre cuchara y tenedor.
* Try to jump fences getting on the head of your peers.
* We put emotion to your visits to the toilet, letting out a resounding "BOMB HAS BEEN Top."
* You've given your sister 3 years an AK off.
* The reviews write your nick instead of your name.
* You go to the cyber cafe with a balaclava and fleece (even in summer).
* You have the habit of throwing a basket shouting "fire in the hole!".
* After beating up your brother, you make him do a forgivetk.
* To enter write English irc "Connect-hispano.org irc.irc (truthful).
* at school know you by your nickname.
* You use team speak instead of the phone.
* You've seen all the movies of cops who get on TV.
* Shower misses you.
* Metes pressure on the leaders of your school to give workshops CS.
* you laughing with these lines.
* When you see the mother, single "Enemy Spotted!".
* Show off your know-how about the H & K MP5 Navy and the AK47 front of your family and colleagues.
* begin to believe that things are picked up through them.
* You give private lessons and cliffe Gooseman.
* see a man at the bus stop and instinctively try to make a camper admin_vote_kick by
* You see a guy in white at the door of a clinic, you stand in front of him and do a + use.
* try to do the logo of the half-life with the deodorant.
* When you go out at night wearing night vision goggles.
* No salt at night
* Since you know what is the wallhack and the chimneys do not for fear of being seen.
* Warm fingers and wrists before a scrim match.
* You insist on making a timeleft in the middle of class.
horrified * Check you answers: ** **. No time limit
* failing an exam and trying to retry.
* In your curriculum includes all the clans you have been.
* finishes homework and I proudly say to yourself: "gg."
* When you talk about your family you refer to it as "your clan".
* You leave your bride at the altar in 2 minutes that you have a very important game.
* Pavarotti hear something and it gives you to play cs_italy. * You
your phone for the CS logo.
* Your Guindos source is the Facelift.
* Always fucking when you see clay. The confused with C4
* Have you thought seriously about your high school map.
* When you turn on the television trying to change the camera.
* You try desperately when you see some buxom aunt (see Pilar Rubio)
* When you get to do a listplayers class.
* You forgot your birthday but you remember the ips of your servers.
* up the stairs of the pool without hands and feet.
* You think you can run up the ramps.
* Ana Guevara you accuse of using speedhack.
* Write a letter to your girlfriend using 1337speak "h0l4 c4r1ñ0, d3 v3rt3 d3s34nd0 t0y nu3v0 ...".
* Walk into a dark place and you insist on turning up the gamma and brightness.
* toys to throw you from the tenth floor, total, we removed 30 or 40 of life ...
* In the strip club flashbang smoke or failing to touch the ass to chikas.
* When you invite your friends buy the stuff and strips down.
* see one that never fails to escopetilla fair and ask the config.
* When you go to class you loose your bag that goes next to yours.
* Whenever you loose $ 2 going to the hardware store to buy a pair of pliers "for what might happen ...".
or ... and if you do not reach for the pliers, you buy a cuticle. The two serve ...
* cat air lances repeatedly until he lost to 5 of life.
* When all your friends are smoking say "Stop as I drop the fps.
* Whenever see someone in the distance look just below to see if it is friend or enemy.
* When you're late for class resorts to bunny jump. * These
doing national service and you loose the colonel, "you pro kid?".
* You talk to your grandmother's magnificent fragment of BurningDeath.
* Corres back to open the doors to you.
* Shoot the shit that's in your toilet with the hope that operates like the militia.
* Playing football do you do a round to see who pulls knife or pick field.
* In this round you load one of your team. * These
so used to being told by your nick that during roll call in class does not respond.
* When you're in the office trying to break the wall to see if the rat is still there.
* attempting to rob a store breaking the glass with the knife.
* When the office is spent cartridge from the printer or copier, the change becomes a stressful session of deactivation in which you borrow your partner to put behind you mimicking the * beep Sonidito * * beep * * beep *
* The teacher asks you to bring a map to the class, and come back the next day with a usb de_dust
* When you are sick, you say, "ONN sick!" and when you cease to be: the "sick oFF!"
* accuse the star of cowboy movies cheat by not fail or a shot.
* You get bored in class and I like to draw the map Dust 2
* You use an umbrella like a shotgun
* You walk down the street, you see an ATM, suddenly you feel an irrepressible impulse pressing some numbers and release a "The Bomb Has Been Planted"
* You are playing a football match the referee will eject and ask him why Baneasa me? The arbitrator's viciae you answered NO AWP.
* When you take 2 months without doing with your partner, say "2 months oFF."
* I have read all this. SOURCE
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